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31

May

Literally my answer to everything now is "maybe it's possessed"

Mom:
the printer isn't working.
Me:
maybe it's possessed
Laptop:
*randomly shuts down*
Me:
maybe it's possessed
Cat:
*balances on the back of a chair*
Me:
maybe she's possessed
Me:
*gets up really late in the day*
Me:
maybe I'm possessed
Mom:
these orange things on the back of the printer cartridges protect them from-
Me:
possession?
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
do you think I can have one?
weareallstarstuff:

Ghost Nebula

(Source: mochacafe.net)

ahodgepodgeofinanity:

missesnorris:

#alright calm down

#oh sean bean do you become a meme for everything you star in #i’ll just assume the answer’s yes

scifigrl47:

paxieamor:

onac911:

AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!

I… no words…

I love how Coulson is all BIDNESS here. Like, “Oh, I’m naked holding a gigantic gun? Must be Tuesday, let’s get on with it, then, I have meetings to get to, and I need pants before then.”

You could be happy, I hope you are.

You made me happier than I’d been by far.

(Source: heroesdoexist)

(Source: kirby-dots)

pre-serum:

m-azing:

The Harvard baseball team covers “Call Me Maybe”

from the description: “yes he was asleep the whole time”

eventually, the sight of five stony-faced dudes punching the roof of their car in unison as Call Me Maybe plays in the background fully sinks in

The real reason i never go on facebook

I prefer not to be reminded of how awful I look irl.

Supernatural Season 2 DOWN.

30

May

Kristen Wiig, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s yearbook photo

(Source: rose-byrne)